Sunday, April 13, 2008

Hello, God? It's me, Margaret.

I really don't know where this week went.
I slept, a lot. I worked, a lot. I coughed the most.
And I almost burned down my apartment making toast. But that's another story for another day.

I've spent most of this week in a drug-induced haze, but I seem to have gotten sicker over the past few days. Then again, I can't tell if it's the cold, the pollution, or the pollen that are making my lungs crack out. Maybe I should've gotten that asthma test last year when I was told to....Whoops.

And so forth:
I am an English-eeee teacher
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I didn't know I was teaching yiddish! Well, I guess it's a good thing I got my education from Binghamton...

Random Art?
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fish! David and I tried to go see the Cherry Blossoms at Yeodiou, but they were all gone. sad face =( oh well, at least Spring is really here! Next: Summer Monsoon Season


Dongdaemun
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I forget the point of this river. And the name. I'll look it up later, but its some big deal because it was recently revitalized or something. Woohoo vague!

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Hot dog on a stick!
The epitome of clear arteries! It's a hot dog on a stick, covered in french fries, then fried. According to Matt, it was really mediocre.
Now that's a bastardization of American food if I've ever seen one.

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Dongdaemun is a shopping district with massive department stores that are filled with stalls. The vendors will let you haggle, to an extent. But there are some really interesting articles of clothing for sale...

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Matt needed an 80's ensemble. Ju-ju-ju-ju-juicy!

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Then we got real food. Chris ordered what sounded like "chi ramyun", I was kind of curious because I know a lot of Korean foods, but I hadn't heard of it. Shin namyun, kimchi ramyun, etc, yes. Then I realized it was ramen with cheese on top. Bastardization of American food, part deux. No wonder this country hasn't warmed to cheese yet, they've started with the processed American crap.
What about a good brie? havarti? gouda? anything not processed?? Getting my cheese fix is going to have to wait a very long time.

More spring!

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These reminded me of the lilac bushes we had in Liverpool. At least the purple flower part.

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Grampa!
Apparently he came on Wednesday and has been staying on the eastern side of the country with some family members. But he came to Seoul today with his cousins, I think. I honestly don't know. I know the lady is his cousin, she visited us a few years ago. The guy, no idea. He's somehow related. I also met him a few years ago, but they all look the same to me! Oi.
But I'm supposed to go visit her in Osaka soon. My grandfather wants to go next month, but uh, she said something about June. I don't know, I stopped paying attention to the conversation....

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More crazy advertising.
A nice little song and dance number to promote a diet black tea drink. The group performed then handed out a bunch of bottles of it. My grampa's cousin ( I call her potato grandma in Korean, don't ask) stieffed about 10 bottles of it. It's kind of gross. Maybe I can pawn it off on someone.
But the dancers' enthusiasm was about that of Britney Spears at the 2007 VMAs...It's Britney, bitch.

During election time, the politicians also have people that do song and dance routines to convince people to vote for them. The elections for something were last week and they were everywhere. It's something you have to see for yourself to truly get the full effect (and kick out of).
Politicians have trucks with loudspeakers, posters and campaigners(?), and they go out, make speeches,and do random things like songs/dances. Really, I'd love to see Hillary, Obama and McCain do something like that. American politics should take it into consideration...

Sunday, April 6, 2008

The weekend passes too quickly...

Back to the grind tomorrow, woo! Is it bad that it's only the second week and I'm calling it 'the grind'?

Oh well, this week on the nomadicduck channel, we have:

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Korean money! The infamous won. The largest bill they have is a 10,000W bill. It may sound like a lot, but it's like a $10 bill. So imagine exchanging $1000USD into Won. You are carrying around a wad of cash. The money is different colors and pretty, but I really wish they came in bigger increments. They're supposed to introduce a 50,000W and 100000W bill at the end of the year though.

But the picture is of the coins. On the left there is the 10W Piece. In the middle the 50W piece, and on the end the 100W piece. So, easy math:
10-10W pieces = 100W
10-100W pieces= 1,000W which is roughly $1USD

Easiest math=
Coins are heavy, especially when you have a purse full of 10W pieces

There are also 500W pieces, but I didn't have any when I took the crappy picture.

Springtime!

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There's a Cherry Blossom festival soon, but I saw these guys near Itaewon. I forget the name of the district, but it has a big foreign population. Which is also where I saw these guys play soccer:

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Matt, a co-worker, invited me along. He was the only American playing, the rest were Brits, I believe. But it was fun to watch the Korean guys play the Anglo (for lack of a better word) guys.

More evidence of Spring!
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This is a restaurant you can see from the building I work in. It's a galbi (beef) house, but I still want to go there! I went to one of these last time I was here, and what they do is bring out the hot coals and put them in the table and you cook the beef at your table. Beats the hell out of the gas burning stoves in most restaurants!
I'll just go and watch my friends eat the beef and I'll eat yummy banchan. nomnomnom

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Magnolia tree!

Coffee

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One of the infamous coffee machines. For about 500W (50 cents) you can get a tiny cup of coffee, which isn't half bad. The bad part about it is that it's about the size of an espresso cup, so coffee and caffeine addicts probably need about 4 of them to equal a small cup of coffee.

McDonald'suhhh!

McDrive-thru!

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And McDelivery!

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All the delivery-food people drive mopeds. Which look pretty handy, but they have they're considered pedestrians. Which means they can drive on sidewalks (cars do too). If I don't get hit by a moped or a car before the end of my stay, it'll be a miracle.

Japan?

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The Gorilla says, "WEAR NORTHFACE, YOU'LL BE AS BADASS AS ME!!"

Insadong

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Insadong is an artsy gallery/shopping district and this is the only thing I felt like taking a picture of.
The art galleries are amazing, and apparently one of my cousins has a gallery there. I should find it next time...

Le Petit Prince

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I have no idea what this says, I'm going to translate it later, but I was just pretty stoked to see this poster all over the place. I'm tempted to swipe one, but I should probably keep my klepto tendencies to a minimum here. They're not too fond of foreigners and petty crimes.


On my list of things to do is make a Korean friend. I'd like to find someone who'll help me with my inability to speak Korean and maybe I could help them with their English. Maybe I'll search Facebook for this later. Hum.


I also changed the comment thing, so you don't have to be a blogspot member to post. Comment away?

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Marketing techniques

Bribery: the easiest way to get any one to do something.

On my 2 minute walk home, I pass by a new hair salon. Yesterday, a hairdresser came running after me with this:

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Free coffee! And a price list!
20,000W for a haircut isn't a bad deal, and the stylists speak English. I mean, the guy who came running after me spoke English well and said the rest of the stylers did too.
But what amuses me was the free coffee. Occasionally in the states, you'll come across samples at a grocery store or cafe. But in Korea, practically every store will hand out something. A lot of places like to hand out these little plastic envelopes with napkins/tissues in them--they're quite handy. And I will shamelessly admit I always take them even though I have no intention of ever going to the place, because they're damn convenient!

But I can also segue into the fact that Korean coffee sucks! Although the instant coffee from the machines is a hell of a lot better than the shit you find in American Rest Stops, their drip coffee is worse than the crap they have in Binghamton's dining halls. I DRINK MUD DAMMIT! I'm a migook (American) and my coffee must be thick, strong, and black! (I would enter a cliche comment, untrue comment for me, but I'm afraid my dad reads this)
It's probably a good thing I've weaned myself off caffeine and coffee though, I hear it stunts your growth...



More later, we've finally got nice spring weather here and so soon the Cherry Blossoms will be out! The magnolias are in bloom and I'm actually going to go wander and take pics of a few near my apartment. And maybe the students will show up on here soon.